Louder Space

Planet Earth, an uncertain entity Until the birth, of atomic energy So concerned about enemies within our own Turf, we lit up the universe for all the rest to see Like a beacon. caught us with our pants Down like a deacon. turns out, our damn Sounds kept repeating, round and round into Louder space, shouting: attention all demons We show a system of low level life forms Just figured out how to sew their own lightning storms They went nuclear, all right boys? Get in where you fit in, before the getting might be gone Sir, we have multiple reports around the nation Claiming various UFOs and maybe invasion How many casualties? That's a negative, but Every one of our warheads has been deactivated They fly in formations like a box Sighted over the capital watching like a flock of hawks What do we got for weapons besides rocks? Take it easy Daddio, they might just want to talk What are you trying to do, cause an exodus? If they knew there even was a you, they'd question us And what's this, fuck me, you threatening us? Methinks thou doth protest too much What do you need? We got lots to offer from Human beings, to gold, to water, To copper It's like a store where you can fill your coffers But first, you Gotta know who to talk to Yes, yes, of course, you're the boss They have a chain of command here, who'd a thought? Not at all, their lack of couth has me Glued to the spot, shhhh, It's rude to Gawk Oy we're not sucking homonids There's not one more qualified or prominent As me, you live below us like goblins Seems as if you got a three body problem, innit? And there you have it, I guess, yes, if We destroy you, we too perish, so what's next? A treaty between us, show some respect And then? We are open for business!