The New And Improved Bunny Song

Now, kids, we're gonna sing along with one of my favorite songs

The Bunny Song

Monsieur Bob!

We're not supposed to sing the Bunny Song!

Oh-ho-ho-ho! Thank you for pointing that out, Jean-Claude

But this is the new and improved Bunny Song

This is the one we're supposed to sing

I see

The bunny, the bunny, woah, I ate the bunny

I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny

The bunny, the bunny, oh, I love the bunny

But now i feel sick in the head from the bunny

I didn't eat my salad, I didn't eat my steak

I had too much candy, got a tummy ache

I need to eat good food to help me to grow

I'll obey my mama 'cause she loves me so

Yeah, I'll go to church and I'll go to school

That stuff is important and I ain't no fool

I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey

I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (No, no, no, girls!)

I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny (No, that's wrong!)

I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (I learned my lesson!)

I don't wanna tell you a joke that is funny (Oh, y'all are gonna get tummy aches!)

I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (Now, you stop singing that stuff!)

I don't wanna play on a day that is sunny (Listen here, girls!)

I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (Oh, no)

The bunny, the bunny, woah, I ate the bunny

I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny

The bunny, the bunny, oh, I love the bunny

But now I feel sick in the head

From the bunny!