I Think of You Every Time I Use My Dai-Sen

This song is called, “I think of you every time I use my Dyson”

Because you fucking suck

And you made me get this Dyson

Said my love was too much for you

But maybe we’re just not enough

Don’t put me down because you can’t keep up

You don’t believe me but I’m still in love

You suck

You fucking suck

I’m so sick of the timing not working out with people I fall in love with

I’m so sick of the timing not working out with people I fall in love with

People think that I don’t feel but I’m just saying something real

You like the pasta at Bossa Nova

You said to shower when I come over

You’re so focused on the sex

But honestly I like kissing you the best

And I still think about you every time I use my Dyson

Because it fucking sucks

That you left me with this Dyson

I’m still in love with you

But you won’t talk to me

I feel fucked up

You said to do something

So I made this song

Even though I can’t sing I suck

It fucking sucks

I’m so sick of the timing not working out with people I fall in love with

I’m so sick of the timing not working out with people I fall in love with

People think that I don’t feel but I’m just saying something real

You like the pasta at Bossa Nova

You said to shower when I come over

You’re so focused on the sex

But honestly I like kissing you the best

And at this point I’m not even talking about the Dyson anymore