Never Learned To Drive

At the bus stop, suitcase by my side

Number 31, can you give me a ride?

Hey Mr. Driver, when do you arrive?

You know, it's my fault, I never learned to drive

Now I'm waiting for bus number 8

Got a world of troubles on my plate

Hey Mr. Driver, when do you arrive?

You know, it's my fault I never learned to drive

This dirty old town, worst I've ever seen

Gonna quit this place, and catch that bus 19.

Hey Mr. Driver, can you duck and dive?

You know, It's my fault I never learned to drive

My old soul, it can't take no more

So I left one day, on old number 54

Hey Mr. Driver, when do you arrive?

You know, it's my fault, I never learned to drive

This dirty old town, worst I've ever seen

I'm gonna quit this place, catch that bus 19

Hey Mr. Driver, can you duck and dive?

It's my fault I never learned to drive.

Forty years, taking bus 44

Get to my job, sweeping floors

Hey Mr. Driver, when do you arrive?

You know, it's my fault, I never learned to drive

Ain't got no friends, what's a man to do?

Gonna wait on the corner, for number 22

Hey Mr. Driver, when do you arrive?

You know, it's my fault, I never learned to drive

You know, it's my fault, I never learned to drive