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Someplace to feast my eyes, oh

Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah, yeah

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When you need that affection?

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Yeah, all you bad, bad boys

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After that, cost ya four

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If you call back for mo', oh oh oh ah

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When you need that special (special)

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You can say what you like

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