Self-F

Sometimes when I'm in a situation of danger

I just feel I wanna start a fire

You have chosen to destroy

It seems you're afraid to grieve

Welcome to the Self-F program

Let's begin by filling your existential holes

If you don't want to sleep alone tonight

Access our OOP (Once-Only-Playmate) mode

According to our experts the benefits of sex include

Lower blood pressure, better immune system

Decreased depression and anxiety

You can upload a selfie with your new lover!

Side effects include

A feeling of meaninglessness, regrets about

What about our IG (Instant Gratification) mode?

Alcohol is often used to deal with issues

From stress to social anxiety

If you're sad, our experts recommend

To try ice-cream instead of cocaine

Eating ice-cream also activates the orbitofrontal cortex in the brain

Indicating the positive emotional value and reward mechanisms

Before accepting, think it twice

What began as a way to decompress

Can become a problematic coping mechanism

Do you want to upload a selfie?

Do you want to upload a selfie?

You gotta keep going, but you gotta hide like, all this trash

Beneath the car seat, where no one knows, where no one sees