Ex-Neanderthal

We don't have to tell the world we said goodbye

If anybody asks then we'll just lie

You can keep the mixtapes that i made

You always had such bad taste anyway

When the world browbeats your eyelids, I won't be there

I won't answer my cell phone if you should call

Nobody marries their high school honey

I'll just be your ex-neanderthal

The problem isn't you, the problem’s me

But as of now there's no such thing as we

You're free to spend your time with other guys

This broken heart is now unoccupied

When the world browbeats your eyelids, I won't be there

I won't answer my cell phone if you should call

Nobody marries their high school honey

I'll just be your ex-neanderthal

When the next guy leaves because you won't put out

When you first get sick on too much alcohol

I'll be care free and I'll grow out a goatee

‘Cause now I'm just your ex-neanderthal!