All Eyes On Me

Get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seats

All eyes on me

All eyes on me

Get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seats

All eyes on me

All eyes on me

Are you feeling nervous?

Are you having fun?

It's almost over

It's just begun

Don't overthink this

Look in my eye

Don't be scared, don't be shy

Come on in, the water's fine

We're going to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows everybody, ah

We're going to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows

Get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me

All eyes on me

Hey, come on, get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me

All eyes on me, yeah

Heads down, pray for me

Heads down now, pray for me

Get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me

All eyes on me

You wanna hear a funny story?

So, uh, five years ago, I quit performing live comedy

Because I was beginning to have severe panic attacks while on stage

Which is not a great place to have them

So I, I quit

And I didn't perform for five years

And I spent that time trying to improve myself mentally

And you know what? I did!

I got better! I got so much better, in fact

That in January of 2020, I thought, "You know what?

I should start performing again

I've been hiding from the world, and I need to re-enter"

And then the funniest thing happened

Are you feeling nervous?

Are you having fun?

It's almost over

It's just begun

Don't overthink this

Look in my eye

Don't be scared, don't be shy

Come on in, the water's fine

You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit

You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did

You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried

Got it? Good, now get inside

We're going to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows everybody, oh

We're going to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows

Come on, get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me

All eyes on me

Hey, come on, get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seats

All eyes on me

All eyes on me, yeah

Heads down, pray for me

Heads down now, pray for me

I said get your fucking hands up

Get up! Get up!

I'm talking to you, get the fuck up!

Get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me

All eyes on me

Hey, fuckin', get your fucking hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me

All eyes on me, yeah

Come on, heads down, pray for me

Heads down now, pray for me

I said get your fucking hands up

Get

All eyes on me

All eyes on me