Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
Alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
There's a guy in the funny papers we all know (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He lived way back a long time ago (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He's got a chauffeur that the genuine dinosaur (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
And he can knuckle your head before you count to four (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He's got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
Like great big lions and grizzly bears (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop
(Alley oop) he's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley oop) wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley oop) he's the king of the jungle jive
Look at that war man go, oh
He rides through the jungle, tearin' big trees (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
The cats don't bug him 'cause they know better (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
'Cause he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go–getter (alley, oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He's got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
Like great big lions and grizzly bears
Alley, ooh, ooh, oh-aw, oop-oop, yeah, yeah
