Please mister, don't you touch me tomato
No, don't touch me tomato
Touch me on me pumpkin, potato
For goodness sake, don't touch me tomato
Touch me this, touch me that
Touch me everything I got
Touch me plum, me apples too
But here's one thing you just can't do
All you do is feel up, feel up
Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up?
All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up
Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up?
Mister, take advice from me
The more you look is the less you'll see
But if you just must have your way
Double the price you'll have to pay
Oh, you're hard like a coconut
But nuts, oh nuts, are nothing but
Before the chapter's good and hot
Make up your mind, man, what is what?
'Cause, all you do is to feel up, feel up
Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up?
All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up
Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up?
