Nervous Breakdown

I'm a-having a nervous breakdown

Ooh, a mental shakedown

See my hands, how they shiver

Ooh-yeah, see my knees start to quiver

My whole body's in a jitter

I'm a-having a nervous breakdown

Well, I went to see my doctor just the other day

And I'm about to tell you what that man had to say

He said, "Hey spanky son, you just gotta slow down

You can't keep a-traipsing all over town

After giving you a physical check

I've come to the conclusion you're a total wreck"

What did you think? I'm having a nervous breakdown anyway

Ooh, a mental shakedown

See my hands, how the shiver

Ooh, I see my knees start to quiver

My whole body's in a jitter

Well, I'm having a nervous breakdown

Well, I've made up my mind, I better change my ways

And my shattered nerves have seen better days

No more drugs for a week or two

No more running round with the usual crew

No more movies or staying out late

My baby have to find herself another date

I'm having a nervous breakdown, babe

Ooh, a mental shakedown

See my hands, how they shiver

Hoo-wee, I see my knees start to quiver

My whole body's in a jitter

I'm a-having a nervous breakdown