Hey Kid, do you want to be rich?
Hey Kid, do you want to be rich?
Hey Kid, do you want to be rich, do you want to be rich like me?
Do you own a boat? Wearing fancy clothes? Are you living your fantasy?
I gotta deal, man, a deal for you
An offer you can't refuse
Comes down to two simple letters
Trust me, man, you can't lose
Hey kid, do you want to be rich?
Hey kid, do you want to be rich?
For a limited time if you act now!
You know you can't say no
Sign your name on the dotted line
And boy you're ready to go
Look, man, full disclosure, this kind of looks like a Ponzi scheme
And I think there's a good chance you actually might end up
On the B Side, On the B Side
On the B Side. On the B Side
So, here's how it works, you've got two sides
Let's label them A and B
You fill one side with people like you
And the other with people like me
Lawyers and bankers and politicians
The masters of industry
There's only one side that'll make you rich
And that side it ain't B
I'm not entirely sure how this whole thing works
I don't need to understand
How can I afford to not to do this?
It's only sixty-grand
Seriously, man, don't do it, you've been burned before
I know Todd Ellis endorsed this shit
But I have a feeling you're going to end up
On the B Side, On the B Side
On the B Side, On the B Side
