The man on the phone says, "How are you today?"
I don't reply but he goes on anyway
Says I need to let him fix a bug on my Mac
I ask him how he knows it's on the blink
He says, "Don't worry sir. No need to think"
Let him on and he'll make my box of tricks purr
Just because you're paranoid
It don't mean they won't get you
And just because you're crazy
It don't mean it's not true
Picked up an email that can't be right
A man in Leotho says my future's bright
£50 million pounds is mine today if I claim
He needs to verify my identity
Send him an admin fee, but do it quickly
"Really easy sir", to miss it would be a shame
Just because you're paranoid
Don't mean you should tag along
And just because your schizoid
It don't mean you're both wrong
