Now That I Own the BBC

What was I thinking, what was I thinking, what was I thinking What could I have been thinking It's going one time, it's going two times, sold to the gent Who wears the stunned expression As I took it off their hands, a five pound note was changing hands As I took off their hands I had plans, I had plans Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing All this power, all this glory, all these DJs and all these lorries What was I thinking, what was I thinking, what was I thinking What could I have been thinking Hey Rupert Murdoch, help me out I'm flying blind, I'm flying blind You know the way to lay things out, for the refined and unrefined Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing Hey Ted Turner, help me out I'm flying blind, I'm flying blind You know the way to lay things out, to colorize and still feel fine Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing Make of it what you will, make of it what you will Make of it what you will, make of it what you will Make of it what you will Should we go brighter, should we go lighter, should we go whiter Go left or righter What was I thinking, what was I thinking, what was I thinking What could I have been thinking Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing Make of it what you will, make of it what you will, make of it what you will Make of it what you will Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to do with this thing Now that I own the BBC What am I supposed to make of this thing