Brian Song (Alternate Version)

Brian the babe they called Brian He grew, grew grew and grew Grew up to be, yes he grew up to be A boy called Brian, a boy called Brian He had arms and legs and hands and feet This boy whose name was Brian And he grew, he grew and grew Grew up to be, yes he grew up to be A teenager called Brian, a teenager called Brian And his face became spotty Yes his face became spotty And his voice dropped down low And things started to grow on young Brian and so He was certainly now, no girl named Brian Not a girl named Brian And he started to shave And have one off the wrist And want to see girls And go out and get pissed A man called Brian this man called Brian A man they called Brian this man called brian