Everything Happens To Me (Live)

I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains

I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains

Guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains

Everything happens to me

I've never missed a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps

And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps

Guess I'm just a gal who never looks before she jumps

Everything happens to me

At first I thought that you could break the jinx for me

That love would turn the trick to end despair

But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me

I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

I telegraphed and phoned, sent an air mail special too

Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due

I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

I telegraphed and phoned, sent an air mail special too

Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due

I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you

Oh, everything happens to me