Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Ten miles stretch on an Indiana road
When a sky blue Jaguar and a Thunderbird Ford
Jaguar setting on 99
Tryin' to beat the Bird to the county line
Just half a mile from Newtonville
There had a speed sign sitting at the top of the hill
It said 35 miles, and stay in line
But the Jaguar and Thunderbird never read the sign
Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Ludenville was a real small town
Had a hundred and two
And nine acres of ground
Some stool pigeon put the sheriff wise
Told him, "Park down in Newtonville
And catch 'em guys"
Sheriff laid low, half hid in the weeds
Parked for eight days, didn't nobody speed
All of a sudden, dust rose on the road
Said, "Here come the Jaguar and Thunderbird Ford"
Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Sheriff doubled clutched second, put it in third
Took right after the Jaguar and Thunderbird
He would get a bonus and a big fat fine
If he caught 'em 'fore they crossed that county line
Sheriff never drove his car a hundred and flat
But if he aimed to get 'em
He'd have to do more than that
Crest of the hill, he's about a mile behind
There wasn't but two more miles to the county line
Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Old Sheiff was countin' on the downward grade
With the tall wind pushin', he had it made
Thunderbird saw the sheriff gainin' speed
And waved, "Goodbye, Jaguar," and pulled in the lead
Jaguar said, "You ain't won the race yet"
And pulled back around the Bird like a Sabrejet
Sheriff's front bumper was a yard behind
When the T-Bird, Jaguar crossed the line
Slow down little Jaguar
Keep cool little Thunderbird Ford
Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Slow down, little Jaguar
Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
Slow down, little Jaguar
