Everything Happens To Me

Black cats walk across my path until I'm almost mad

I must have roused the Devil's wrath 'cause all my luck is bad

I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains

I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains

I guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains

Everything happens to me

I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps

And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps

I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps

Everything happens to me

At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me

That love would turn the trick to end despair

But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me

I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

I've telegraphed and phoned, sent an air mail special too

Your answer was "Goodbye", and there was even postage due

I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

I've telegraphed and phoned, sent an air mail special too

Your answer was "Goodbye", and there was even postage due

I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me

Everything happens to me