The Pitch (Spectacular Spectacular) [Original Film Version]

Spectacular, spectacular No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment Returns are fixed at ten percent You must agree that's excellent And on top of your fee You'll be involved artistically What do you mean by that? So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer So delighting, it will run for fifty years So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer So delighting, it will run for fifty years Elephants, Bohemians Indians and courtesans Acrobats and juggling bears Exotic girls, fire-eaters Musclemen, contortionists Intrigue, danger and romance Electric lights, machinery All run with electricity So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer So delighting, it will run for fifty years So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer So delighting, it will run for fifty years Spectacular, spectacular! No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment The hills are alive, with the sound of music So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer So delighting, it will run for fifty years So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer So delighting, it will run for fifty years The courtesan and sitar man Are pulled apart by an evil plan But in the end she hears his song And their love is just too strong It's a little bit funny This feeling inside So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer So delighting, it will run for fifty years The sitar player's secret song Helps them flee the evil one Though the tyrant rants and rails, it is all to no avail I am the evil maharajah! You will not escape! Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could! No one's going to! So exciting, we'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry So delighting And in the end should someone die? So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer So delighting, it will run for fifty years Generally, I like it!