By Jeeves

It is patently clear, any awkwardness here

Can be cleared up in less than a trice

Our identities switch, who is who, which is which?

We're in need of some solid advise

There's a painfully simple solution

It's as plain as the nose on your face

By gad (My gosh), by heck (By gum)

By rabbit's foot (By kingdom come)

By all my sainted Aunt Belize

By George, by Jove, by Jeeves

When we're faced with a grind, on exerting the mind

We are filled with a deep sense of dread

How on earth, I hear cries, does one give exercise

To a thing that's embed in your head?

What we need is a free-range consultant

Where on earth do you find one of those?

By hook, by crook (Byway, bypass)

By sea, by air (By road, by grass)

By seven dwarves (By forty thieves)

By George, by Jove, by Jeeves

By shuttlecock (By croquet hoop)

By Panama (By Windsor soup)

By all those cards tucked up his sleeves

By George, by Jove, by Jeeves

Our collective IQ of around forty-two

Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank

All true leaders of men delegate now and then

Try to keep their minds totally blank

To appreciate loftier matters

Things that mostly go over my head

By derby day (By nursery tea)

By moose (By spoons) By half-past 3

By every tender breast that heaves

By George, by Jove, by Jeeves

By Marmalade (By bowler hat)

By toothpaste tube (By Burmese cat)

By baby newt (By autumn leaves)

By George, by Jove, by Jeeves

Behold how Jeeves, with slight of hand

Conceives a scheme so carefully planned

Even we can't understand

If he takes it terribly slowly

By Basingstoke (By cardboard box)

By Budge's knees (By Bassett's socks)

By each, that conjurer deceives

By George, by Jove, by Jeeves

By jumping jack (By easier chair)

By Bain Marie (By Camembert)

By every fruit bat in the eaves

By George, by Jove, by Jeeves

By walking boot (By thermal drawers)

By canopy's (By Santa Claus)

By all his mighty brain achieves

By every spell the master weaves

By heck, by George

By Jove, by Jeeves

By Jeeves, by Jeeves, by Jeeves

By Jeeves