Say Man, Back Again

-Well, well, here he goes again at the same old place -How y'all doing out there? -Ed, my man -Uh oh, here come trouble that same old cat again -What's happening, Theo? -Why? -You been in jail lately? -Now how come I had to be in jail? -Well it's just good to see you back on the scene again, he-he-he-he -Yeah, I been away -Hey, look here -What's that? -If you keep messin' with my old lady you goin' back -Say, man -Yeah -Speakin' about your old lady, I seen that new girl you got -Yeah, she's nice -Yeah, she's got everything a man would want -Yeah -Moustache, pelvis, everything -Oh, what's that -Hey, look here -What's that? -I was out with your girl -Is that right -Yeah, man that chick was so skinny she had to tie some knots in her legs to make some knees, he-he-he-he -Oh, that wasn't a-my girlfriend -Then who was it then -That was your wife -Ah eh uh -You trying to call my old lady old 'n' ugly on the sly? -No, I wouldn't call her ugly -The word ain't in the dictionary to call her -'Dem there's fightin' words? -Yeah -Yeah -That's alright with me -You meet me after dark tomorrow night in the alley -I'll be there -You're gonna be there by yourself? -That's right I'll be there all by myself -I know it, 'cause I ain't comin', he-he-he -Say, man -Yeah? -That other night that suit you got on now -Yeah, you liked it? -Yeah, it's sharp like a seemo suit there -Yeah, what kinda suit is that? -See more holes than you see suit, he-he-he-he -Say, you know what, man? -What's that? -I can do what you doin' -Then how come you ain't doin' it then? -I got you doin' it, he-he-he-he -Somebody's gotta do something up here -You ain't doin' nothin' -I already told you, you can't do what you see me do -What you doin' tryin' to be, he-he-he-he -You look like an accident goin' to hell, man -That's alright -At least I'm not looking ..."