You Can Have Him (Live)

I don't want him, you can have him

He's not worth fighting for

Besides there's plenty more where he came from

I don't want him, you can have him

I'm giving him the sack

And he can go right back where he came from

I'm afraid I never loved him

Sweetie he'd be better off with you

I could never make him happy

All I ever wanted to do was

Run my fingers through his curly locks

Mend his underwear and darn his socks

Fetch his slippers and remove his shoes

Wipe his glasses when he's read the news

Rub his forehead with a gentle touch

Mornings after when he's had a little too much

Kiss him gently when he cuddles near

And give him babies one for every year

So you see that I don't want him, you can have him

You can have him 'cause I don't want him

Because he's not my man

I don't want him, you can have him

You can have him, I don't want him

You can have him, I don't want him

'Cause he's not the man for me

Yeah