It Can't Be True

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

You better not believe her

'Cause she says she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall

Standing face to face

Laughing and talking and holding hands

And slurping all the way to first base

But everything Charlotte says is a lie

You better not believe her

Kendra and Evan?

Yup

But what about Brett?

Ugh I know, she's so full of it

But really, really, really, don't say anything

Of course not, I won't say a word

Y'ello?

Cassie?

Charlotte

Yo

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Everything Molly says is a lie

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

Everything Charlotte says is a lie

Everything Molly says is a lie

You better not believe her

'Cause I just heard that she said she saw Kendra and Evan on their bikes

Having a little race

Molly saw Kendra at the park

Letting Evan get to second base

But everything Charlotte says is a lie

You better not believe her

Holy Mack-a-roly, oh, it can't be true

No, you can't repeat a single word I'm tellin' you

And oh, can you imagine what Brett would do

If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Everything Cassie says is a lie…

Everything Molly says is a lie…

Everything Charlotte says is…

It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie

Making up stories, I don't know why

You better not believe her

So don't say nothin'

But she just told me

She said she saw Kendra and Evan at the game

Then they vanished without a trace

Then she saw Kendra under the bleachers

Lettin' Evan get to third base

Holy mack-a-roly, oh, it can't be true

There's an awful lot of trouble they could get in to

And oh, can you imagine what Brett would do

If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Everything Kendra says is a lie

It's a lie, It's a lie, It's a lie

Doin' the tongue with some other guy

You better believe it

'Cause he said, she saw, he said she saw, he said

He saw Kendra and Evan at the mall

Kendra and Evan at the mall

Kendra and Evan at the lake

Kendra and Evan at the movies

Kendra and Evan at the zoo

And I just saw them right now