Whatever Happened to . . . ?

Whatever happened to twin sets? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to hi-fi? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to TV sex? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to you and I? (Oh, oh, oh)

Your passion is a product of highlight and detail

That come hither, look, bonus offer retail

Whatever happened to pickup trucks? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to yellow pages? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to burning books? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to new ages? (Oh, oh, oh)

Your emotions are cheap, cut, price, cash, and carry

You wear your heart on your sleeve for any Tom, Dick or Harry

Your love is a cashed in check

Oh, oh, that's the way of all flesh

Whatever happened to Chairman Mao? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to God above? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to the cow? (Oh, oh, oh)

Whatever happened to plug-in love? (Oh, oh, oh)

Your pasteurized life, so fit for consumption

Ooh, those undressing eyes, so strictly commercial

Your love is a cashed in check

Oh, oh, that's the way of all flesh

All flesh, all flesh