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Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me (featuring Joey Fatone)
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AUSFÜHRENDE KÜNSTLER:INNEN
Bloodhound Gang
Bloodhound Gang
Künstler:in
KOMPOSITION UND LIEDTEXT
James M. Franks
James M. Franks
Komponist:in

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm quite the sped
I never shred
Not cool (Not cool)
But my bros all call me itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells bitch
(Fits you perfectly)
[Verse 2]
Chaz Bono dick
Bad word (fuck) tick
Not cool (Not cool)
And I smell like regret and tequila
(What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)
[Verse 3]
Hey, you
You dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey, you
You dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
And I dance
[Verse 4]
They don't think you're all that cool
They like for you're stepdad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
[Verse 5]
I'm such a tit
I say dumb shit
Not cool (Not cool)
And my friends think that I like men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
[Verse 6]
John Goodman gut
Slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Do you like renaissance fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
'Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)
[Verse 7]
Hey, you
You dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey, you
You dance like those assholes I see
In old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
And I dance
[Verse 8]
They don't think you're all that cool
They like for you're stepdad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
[Verse 9]
Dancin' with myself
In the dark
On the ceiling
Dancin' with myself
In the dark
On the ceiling
And I dance
[Verse 10]
They don't think you're all that cool
They like for you're stepdad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool
But your vampire fiction rules
[Verse 11]
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell, "Too soon," at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert
Written by: James M. Franks

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