Only When I'm Drunk

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone

And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone

Oh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss

Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma

Sitting by the fire

Hold on, turn the beat off (Nah, keep it going, J-Ro, can you make it?)

I'm just not knowing

I get drunk and start talking more shit

And when I got a gun in my hand you better get out

'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be

Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes

A damn, I'm drunk

I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk

When I get drunk I might act uncouth

But when I get drunk I always tell the truth

Yeah, I'm good, bad, dope, I'm funky fresh

I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes

The licks coming through, you know we gonna blow up

Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta

Damn, false alarm

Getting all the ladies with my cool charm

When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah, but only when I'm drunk

(Only when I'm drunk)

(Only when I'm drunk)

(Only when I'm drunk)

(Only when I'm drunk)

Yeah, let me pass the forty to my **** Tash

It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia

It's the pimp slap niggy with drinks in the freezer

Bust the one out, two out, (Flips) type of rapper

That'll get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker

Slip a Colt for the fever when I'm cooling with my people

Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm Billy Dee Wrinkle

'Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte

Looking for them **** that jumped my homie Dante

All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray

Drink like Mister Wendell, smoke bud like Doctor Dre

But that's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit

God damn I gotta piss, I'll pass the mic to E-Swift

Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me

I'm tripping, must be the brew that I was sipping

Kicking in, I guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin

'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin

One too many, I reckon, feeling like I can hurl any second

Wanna get up but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in the groove

What the fuck was I trying to prove?

I got a rep for downing four-o's

All the hoes knows them alcoholic bros

**** call me dad, I keep a fifth in the trunk

Might fuck a ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk

Only when I'm drunk

Aight, think I'm feeling a little better

Ready to bust this, like this

And you don't miss, check it out

I get drunk and start thinking 'bout my friends that passed on

With every forty ounce the memory will last on

Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suavey D

The three MCs will always live in my memories

We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes

And drink forty-o's and wear the same clothes

Damn, I wish we could go through it again

But I know one day we gonna do it again

And when that day comes it's gonna be live

But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive

The alcoholics we get funky when we drinking

Just a lil something to pump up the thinking

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Only when we drunk

Beer run

Ante up ****

Ha ha, put the money in the hat

Only when I'm drunk