Glam-Racket

Stop eating all that chocolate

Eat salad instead

In fact, you're a half-wit, you are from somewhere or other

Why don't you bug off back to Xanadu in Ireland?

Glam racket

Glam racket

Glam Rick

Don't try to cheat me

I'm fragile

You hang around with camera crews in shell-suits

You lecture on sweets

You read Viz comic

Glam Rick

Glam Rick

Glam Rick

You are bequeathed in suede (Glam Rick)

You are entrenched in suede (Glam Rick)

Glam Rick

You've got celluloid in your genes, dad

You are Glam Rick

(Glam racket) You've cut my income by one third

(Glam racket) You are working on a video project

(Glam racket) You hog the bathroom

(Glam racket) And never put your hand in your pocket

Glam Rick

(Glam Rick) You're Glam Rick

(Glam Rick) You're paging Málaga in Spain

But can't read between the lines

Your price cut down

You're one of the best songs I've ever heard by Stephen King

(Glam racket) Glam Rick

(Glam racket) Rhinestone

(Glam racket, glam racket) Your Clearasil produces Richthofen rashes

(Glam racket) Sideboard like on mountains

(Glam racket) Clearasil is in conjunction

(Glam racket, glam racket) Shadrach, the shock

Glam Rick

You post out sixty-page computer printouts

On the end of forests

All the above will come back to you

And confirm you as a damn pest

You're Glam Rick (Glam Rick)

Glam Rick (Glam Rick)

You're Glam Rick (Glam Rick)

(Glam Rick)