Flash (Eats Everything Remix)

Good evening, parents

Tonight, I'm gonna take you on a tour of Club Bad

Where all the bad little kiddies go

To try to leave their bodies

By various means and methods

Anything necessary

Somethings that you quite won't be accustomed to

So I've equipped each and everyone one of you

With your own individual camera

So that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddies

Doing these bad little things

For tomorrow's paper

So, whip out your fifteen dollars

And prepare to enter Club Bad

Would you know it

Not here more than 30 seconds

Already I see a bad little kid going bad little things

He is sucking on a ballon

Now, this is not an ordinary ballon, parents

It's a ballon filled with a gas called, nitrous oxide

Laughing gas

He-he-he-he-he, ha-ha

But this is no laughing matter

Cameras ready, prepare to flash

Now over here we have little Johnny and miss Sue

Smoking on a joint

This is not the thing to do

I think that we have to take pictures of these two

Cameras ready, prepare to flash

Now over here

We have some naughty, naughty kids

They brought in their own liquor to the party

Now we cannot have that now, parents, can we?

Six packs and pints

I think not, so

Cameras ready, prepare to flash