The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

You will not be able to stay home, brother

You will not be able to plug in

Turn on and cop out

You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and

Skip out for beer during commercials because

The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox

In four parts without commercial interruptions

The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon

Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John Mitchell

General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat

Hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary

The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be brought to you by

The Schaefer Award Theatre

And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen

Or Bullwinkle and Julia

The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal

The revolution will not get rid of the nubs

The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner

Because the revolution will not be televised, brother

There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mae

Pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run

Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance

NBC will not be able to predict the winner at 8:32 on report from 29 districts

The revolution will not be televised

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers

On the instant replay

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers

On the instant replay

There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being run out of Harlem

On a rail with a brand new process

There will be no slow motion or still life of

Roy Wilkins strolling through Watts in a red, black and green

Liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving

For just the proper occasion

Green Acres

Beverly Hillbillies

And Hooterville Junction will no longer be so damned relevant

And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane

On Search for Tomorrow

Because Black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day

The revolution will not be televised

There will be no highlights on the 11 o'clock news

And no pictures of hairy-armed women Liberationists

And Jackie Onassis blowing her nose

The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb

Or Francis Scott Keys, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash

Englebert Humperdinck, or the Rare Earth

The revolution will not be televised

The revolution will not be right back after a message

About a white tornado, white lightning, or white people

You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom

The tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl

The revolution will not go better with Coke

The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath

The revolution will put you in the driver's seat

The revolution will not be televised

Will not be televised

Will not be televised

Will not be televised

The revolution will be no re-run, brothers

The revolution will be live