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My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

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My name is (What?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

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Excuse me

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Can I have the attention of the class?

Hi, my name is

Huh?

For one second

My name is (What?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)

Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (Uh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight

But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate (Um)

And Doctor Dre said

"Slim Shady, you a basehead"

Uh-uh

"Then why's your face red?"

"Man, you wasted"

Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else

'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross (Ahh)

I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass

Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast (Whoa)

Come here, slut

"Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog"

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off

Hi, my name is (What?)

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi, my name is (Huh?)

My name is (What?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi, my name is (What?)

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi, my name is (Huh?)

My name is (What?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser

Chased him with a stapler, stapled his nuts to a stack of paper

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians

In a spaceship while they're screaming at me

"Let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her

You know you blew up when the women rush the stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)

So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"

Hi, my name is (Huh?)

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi, my name is (What?)

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi, my name is (Huh?)

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi, my name is (What?)

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)

Doctor Dre, don't just stand there, operate

I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that)

I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (A-yup)

Am I coming or going?

I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops)

Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk, I fuck anything that walks (Come here)

When I was little I used to get so hungry, I would throw fits

"How you gonna breast feed me, Mom, you ain't got no tits?"

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)

'Cause I'm steaming mad and by the way, when you see my dad (Grrr, yeah)

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi, my name is (What?)

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

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My name is (What?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi, my name is (Who?)

My name is (Huh?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)

Hi, my name is (Huh?)

My name is (Who?)

My name is Slim Shady (Chicka-chicka)