The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am I'm an under assistant west coast promo man, yeah, yeah Well I promo groups when they come into town Well I promo groups when they come into town Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp I sure do earn my pay, sitting on the beach every day Yeah, I'm real real sharp, yes I am I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit, yes I have Here comes the bus, uh oh I though I had a dime, where's my dime I know I have a dime somewhere I'm pretty sure