If I Only Had A Brain

I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain I'd unravel every riddle For any individ'le In trouble or in pain With the thoughts you'd be thinkin' You could be another Lincoln If you only had a brain Oh, I would tell you why The ocean's near the shore I could think of things I never thunk before And then I'd sit And think some more I would not be just a nuffin' My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry If I only had a brain