Bewitched

After one whole quart of brandy, like a daisy I awake

With no bromo-seltzer handy, I don't even shake

Men are not a new sensation, I've done pretty well I think

But this half-pint imitation put me on the blink

I'm wild again, beguiled again

A simpering, whimpering child again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep

Until I could sleep where I couldn't sleep

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart, but what of it? My mistake, I agree

He's a laugh but I love it because the laugh's on me

Uphill he is but still he is all mine and I'll keep him until he is

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered like me

Seen a lot, I mean a lot but now I'm like sweet 17 a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

I'll sing to him, each spring to him

And worship the trousers that cling to him

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

When he talks, he is seekin'

Words to get off his chest

Horizontally speakin'

He's at his very best

Vexed again, perplexed again

Thank God, I can't be oversexed again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I