Everything Happens To Me

I never found a rainbow

Never saw a pot of gold

I lost a dice in Vegas every single time I rolled

I've stamped my daydreams cancelled

And the winter's getting cold

Everything happens to me

I've known a lot of ladies

But there's something that I lack

Each time that there's a break-up

I'm the one who holds the sack

And when I give my heart away

They always give it back

Everything happens to me

At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me

That love would turn the trick to end despair

But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me

I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

Now in the school of life

Well I was lucky just to pass

And so I'm chasing rainbows

With the losers of the class

But pal, you can't find rainbows

In the bottom of a glass

Everything happens to me

Telegraphed and phoned

Sent an air mail special too

Your answer was, "Goodbye"

There was even postage due

I fell in love just once

And then it had to be with you

Everything happens to me