Stand Up In It

Now this song is goin' out to all of you players

Wannabe players, wannabe pimps, mack daddies

Or whatever you call yourself

Well, you better get your game face on

'Cause this old lady told me one time, she says

"Son, you men think you know what women want

But you don't," and then she went on and telled me a story

And it goes something like this

All you wannabe lovers, there's something you need to know

Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago

She said, "Theodis, men think they know what women want

But the truth about the whole thing is, boy, they really don't"

She said, "I had a man who thought he was the world's greatest lover"

But when you add his time up he was just a five minute brother

He used to lick it, hmm, he used to stroke it

You know one night we was makin' love, he said

"That thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it"

She said, "Theodis, you need to know that you can lick it

And you can stroke it, now you can kiss it and you can eat it

But you ain't done a doggone thing until you stand up in it"

Ooh, got to stand up in it

And now this wannabe brother who thought he was the world's greatest lover

Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part time lover

He said, "Baby, mmm, baby, why you messin' around on me?"

I make sure your rent's paid, I make sure your cable's on

Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone

Baby, ooh, baby, why you do me this way?"

She said, "Theodis, men think they know what women want

But the truth about the whole thing is, boy, they really don't"

Now you can lick it and you can stroke it

But you ain't done a doggone thing until you stand up in it

Now you can eat it and you can lick it

But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it"

(You ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it)

Oh, you got to stand up in it, boy

Ooh, you got to stand up in it, yes, you do

Then she said, "Now Theodis, play that guitar for me like you standin' up in it", I said alright

I went over there and did it

She said, "No, no, no, go on, go on, play it like you're standin'

You know stand up in it, what, stand on up in it"

I said, "Alright, okay then, alright then, I see you now"

Oh, yeah, Theodis

She said, "Theodis, men think they know what women want

But the truth about the whole thing is, son, they really don't"

She said, "You can lick it, mmm, and you can stroke it

But you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it

Ooh, and you can eat it, boy, and you can lick it

Hey, but you ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it"

(You ain't did a doggone thing until you stand up in it) Ooh, boy, you better stand up in it

Yeah, oh, you got to stand on up in it, you know

Somebody said, a woman got to have, ooh, she got to feel it, boy

Every time, don't nobody whoop my chair, fellas, I'ma tell you somethin'

Now you was right too and the moral of this story is

Is that you can eat it, stroke it, lick it, do anything you wanna do with it

But you ain't did nothin' until you stand up in it