If Mama Was Married (feat. Lane Bradbury)

If momma was married we'd live in a house

As private as private can be

Just momma, three ducks, five canaries, a mouse

Two monkeys, one father, six turtles and me

If momma was married

If momma was married I'd jump in the air

And give all my toe shoes to you

I'd get all those hair ribbons out of my hair

And once and for all I'd get momma out too

If momma was married

Momma, get out your white dress

You've done it before without much success

Momma, godspeed and god bless

We're not keeping score

What's one more or less

Oh, momma, say yes

And waltz down the aisle while you may

I'll gladly support you, I'll even escort you

And I'll gladly give you away

Oh, momma, get married today

If momma was married there wouldn't be anymore let

Me entertain you

Let

Me make you smile

I will do some kicks

I will do some tricks

Sing out, Louise

Smile, baby

Momma, please take our advice

We aren't the lunts

I'm not fanny brice

Momma, we'll buy you the rice

If only this once you wouldn't think twice

It could be so nice if momma got married to stay

But momma get married, and married, and married

And never gets carried away

Oh, momma

Oh, momma

Oh, momma

Get married today