Description of a Fool

Fool, defined in Webster's

Open up the book, read it, read it

Turn the page, see what it says

Read it to me will you, please?

"One who acts doltishly"

So what? What does it mean to me?

That's you (How's that?) 'Cause of the way you act (Huh?)

Standin' on the corner sellin' jumbos (What you talkin 'bout?)

Scarin' your friends and also your foes

What's the matter wit'cha boy? (Ain't nothin' wrong with me, mother)

You big galoot (Huh?) You nincompoop (What?)

What's wrong wit' you? You can't compute (Yes, sure I can compute)

Don't fix your lips to tell me you can

Standin' on the boulie playin' pusher man

What you got to do with yourself? (A lot)

Can't you be somebody else?

Look at you, described to a tee (Huh)

You're a fool of many in society (Crazy)

I know some more, I shall go on

And continue in the song, fooled the fool

Man I don't know what you talkin' 'bout callin' me a fool

I've been out here for twenty-some-odd years

Doin' my thing, I ain't no fool, man

You crazy or something?

I'm gonna stick this, right up your

The girl I talked to, she's sort of neurotic

Her crazy ex-boyfriend is really psychotic

Scares the girl by threatening her life (Word)

Says girl, you're dead if you're not my wife (Oh man)

Beats in her public, beats her in private

Tried it 'round me, almost a riot (What you gon' do?)

Said forget him, don't you know he's a loser

Who would love a woman, turn around and abuse her?

Only a fool, as described by the Tribe

Here's another one who's on the fool vibe (Okay)

Gonna make it short, gonna make it quick (Why?)

For this situation makes me sick

See your brother man, with the female

His crazy ego tried to show her he'll prevail

In any situation, lady luck's on his side (Word)

Emotions run free, nothing he will hide

Why I remember one sunny day

Took my cousin to the park, so we can play (Yeah, park)

On the way, a couple resembled

The one I just described, everything assembled

Another young man walked in their direction

Bumped him a bit, excused his imperfection

But the man with the lady grabbed the other by the neck

Demanded an apology and also respect

The young man aggravated, grabbed him back and smacked him

Then the girl just laughed and laughed and laughed at him (Oh man)

He felt ashamed for what he had done

And looked like a fool to everyone

These are three stories from the naked city

Reality, is sometimes a ditty

Like Rod Serling from The Twilight Zone

Earth to your brain, is anyone home? (What you talkin 'bout)

I see ya there, tryin' to make amends

Try to make some friends, but now my story ends (Oh man)

On the note, that I just wrote

Stay afloat on the reality boat

Slow down and think and take it cool

And try to avoid the description of a...