What Is This Feeling? (Commentary)

Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle

My dear father

There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz

But of course I'll care for Nessa

But of course I'll rise above it

For I know that's how you'd want me to respond

Yes, there's been some confusion, for you see, my roommate is

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Blonde

What is this feeling so sudden and new?

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you?

My pulse is rushing

My head is reeling

Yeah, well, my face is flushing

What is this feeling, fervid as a flame?

Does it have a name?

Yes!

Loathing

Unadulterated loathing

For your face

Your voice

Your clothing

Let's just say I loathe it all!

Every little trait, however small

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

With simple utter loathing

There's a strange exhilaration

In such total detestation

It's so pure! So strong!

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still, I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long!

Dear Galinda, you are just too good!

How do you stand it? I don't think I could!

She's a terror! She's a Tartar!

We don't mean to show a bias, but Galinda, you're a martyr!

Well, these things are sent to try us!

Poor Galinda, forced to reside

With someone so disgustickified

We just want to tell you, we're all on your side!

We share your loathing!

What is this feeling so sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing)

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you? (For her face, her voice, her clothing)

My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling (Let's just say we loathe it all!)

Oh, what is this feeling? (Every little trait, however small)

Does it have a name? Yes! (Makes my very flesh begin to crawl)

Loathing! (Loathing!)

There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing!)

In such total detestation (Loathing!)

It's so pure! So strong! (So strong!)

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still, I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing for forever, loathing, truly deeply (Loathing, loathing)

Loathing you (Loathing, loathing you)

My whole life long! (Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!)