Why Can’t I Have Two? (2468)

There's these two guys

Both are so nice

We get on oh so well

One's got the game

One's got the change

Think I might need some help

I'm just gonna say

Would it be okay if I could just speak my mind?

Well, let me put it this way

When I fill up my plate

I like a something on the side

2, 4, 6, 8

Tell you what I really hate

I got you, but I want your mate

Oh, why can't I have two?

4, 3, 2, 1

Trouble's always dressed like fun

A girl needs to get some

So why can't I have two?

If I was a guy, I'd do what I like

So why should girls have less, are you dumb?

So give me 2, 4, 6, 8

Why should I settle for one?

They say it isn't allowed because three is a crowd

But what if I took all my clothes off, started doing it now?

Would you say, "Man don't like to share, unah"

Have you never heard of something called "ménage à trois"?

Well, I have, and it goes like this

Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss

I'm just kidding, man, I'm only taking the piss

I'm not into that

What do you think this is?

2, 4, 6, 8

Tell you what I really hate

I got you, but I want your mate

Why can't I have two?

4, 3, 2, 1

Trouble's always dressed like fun

A girl needs to get some

So why can't I have two?

If I was a guy, I'd do what I like

So why should girls have less, are you dumb?

So give me 2, 4, 6, 8

Why should I settle for one?

Why should boys have all the fun?

Not a slut, just a woman

And if you can, I can too

And that's what we're gonna do

2, 4, 6, 8

Tell you what I really hate

I got you, but I want your mate

Why can't I have two?

4, 3, 2, 1

Trouble's always dressed like fun

A girl needs to get some

So why can't I have two?

'Cause I want you and I want you

Oh why oh why can't I have two?

'Cause I want you, but I want you too

So why oh why can't I have two?

'Cause I want you and I want you

Oh why oh why can't I have two?

A girl needs to get some

So why should I settle for one?