Thick Thighs (Block Party Version)

I've heard

I've heard

And I've heard

I've been hearing 'bout "dad bods" a little too long

So what about my muffin top is wrong?

Suckin' in really sucks

Even if I had a million bucks

I'd hire Jillian Michaels, and I'd probably still give up

I can't be the only one who likes

Extra fries over exercise

I never eat the produce that I buy

So why even try?

You can't spell "diet" without "die"

I've been eatin' carbs since '95

And I've heard thick thighs save lives

God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back

And all the sexy one-pieces hangin' on the racks

If you can't handle these love handles

You can find me at McDonald's

And trust me, they'll be lovin' it

I can't be the only one who likes

Extra fries over exercise

I never eat the produce that I buy

So why even try?

You can't spell "diet" without "die"

I've been eatin' carbs since '95

And I've heard thick thighs save lives

Now, I can't tell you what is gluten-free

But I can tell you

You won't catch me counting calories

Or macros, or net carbs

Or hell, MSG

I can't be the only one who likes

Extra fries over exercise

I never eat the produce that I buy

So why even try?

You can't spell "diet" without "die"

I've been eatin' carbs since '95

And I've heard thick thighs save lives

And I've heard thick thighs save lives

So love thyself