MMC

Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Club

We know exactly what to do with a pretty face

Before it ends up on a milk jug

And all that's left is just a hollow memory of your life

Let us feast on your insides

And then we'll laugh about it

Manufactured, overrated

When you come, I bet you fake it

Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat

Plastic and manipulated

You are everything you hated

You're just a punchline to an inside joke

Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Club

We'd really like it if you sang the song like this

Please don't make me sew your mouth shut

It's such a chore to find another mannequin your size

'Cause you fit so nice

I hope you're ready for it

Manufactured, overrated

When you come, I bet you fake it

Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat

Plastic and manipulated

You are everything you hated

You're just a punchline to an inside joke

Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

They'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

I'd rather go and hang myself

Than live to please somebody else who's dead inside

Who's dead inside

Your so manufactured, overrated

When you come, I bet you fake it

Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat

Plastic and manipulated

You are everything you hated

You're just a punchline to an inside joke

No, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

I don't care

You know they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

'Cause I'm their worst nightmare

You know you'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

And I don't care

You know you'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

'Cause I'm your worst nightmare

You know they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club

I

Don't

Care