If I Was Your Girlfriend

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If I was your girlfriend

Would you remember

To tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man?

Hey, hey, when I was your man

If I was your best friend

Would you let me

Take care of you and do all the things that only a best friend can?

Oh, only best friends can

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

Would you let me dress you?

I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?

Not that you're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about

If I was your one and only friend

Would you run to me if somebody hurt you even if that somebody was me?

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be, please

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

Would you let me wash your hair?

Could I make you breakfast sometime?

Well then, could we just hang out?

I mean, could we go to a movie and cry together?

'Cause to me baby

(That would be so fine) That would be so fine

(If I was your girlfriend) Baby, can I dress you?

I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out? (If I was your girlfriend)

Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about (Sugar)

Sugar, do you know what I'm saying to you this evening?

If I was your girlfriend (Maybe you think I'm being a little self-centered)

But I, I said I want to be (Sugar, sugar)

All of the things you are to me (Sugar, sugar, if I was your girlfriend)

Surely, surely you can see

Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room

Just because you want to undress? (If I was your girlfriend)

We don't have to make children to make love

And we don't have to make love to have an orgasm (If I was your girlfriend)

Your body's what I'm all about (If I was your girlfriend)

Can I see it?

I'll show you

Why not? (If I was your girlfriend)

You can do it because I'm your friend

I'd do it for you

Of course I'd undress in front of you (If I was your girlfriend)

And when I'm naked, what shall I do?

(If I was your girlfriend) How can I make you see that it's cool?

Can't you just trust me?

If I was your girlfriend, you could (If I was your girlfriend)

Oh yeah, I think so

Listen, for you naked I would dance a ballet (If I was your girlfriend)

Would that get you off?

Tell me what will

If I was your girlfriend, would you tell me? (If I was your girlfriend)

Would you let me see you naked then?

Would you let me give you a bath?

Would you let me tickle you so hard you'd laugh and laugh (If I was your girlfriend)

And would you, would you let me kiss you there (If I was your girlfriend)

You know, down there where it counts?

I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce (If I was your girlfriend)

Then I'll hold you tight and hold you long (If I was your girlfriend)

And together we'll stare into silence

And we'll try to imagine what it looks like

Yeah, we'll try to imagine what, what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll, we'll try to imagine what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll try